1. dampsandwich:

katzmatt:

seeyainanotherlife:

cassandrugs:

tseecka:

samandriel:

dajo42:

“Can I touch your butt” in Elvish.

This is so useful

No, this is not “Can I touch your butt” in Elvish. This is “Can I touch your butt?” in English, transcribed using the letters of the Elvish alphabet. There is a difference. 
In Elvish, the letters of the alphabet correspond to sounds, not to words. The above text spells it out using one symbol to represent one letter of the original English, which is incorrect:
c-a-n  i  t-o-u-c-h  y-o-u-r  b-u-t-t
If you really want to spell out an English phrase using the Elvish alphabet, you would do so phonetically, which would basically equate to one symbol per phoneme (sound):
c-a-n  a-i  t-u-ch  y-o-r  b-u-t
If you actually wanted to write “Can I touch your butt?” in Elvish, one (very rough) translation would be:

Annog nin daf pladan tele ci?

Which, in Sindarin Elvish, roughly translates to, “Would you give me permission to touch your rear?”
Written in tengwar (the Elvish alphabet), it would look like this:

Sorry for the blurry quality.

damn, the lotr fandom doesnt fuck around

wow

not to mention LOOK HOW POLITE THIS WAS 
LIKE GOOD LORD 
OLDEST FANDOMS REALLY ARE POLITEST 

fuckin nerds

<3

    dampsandwich:

    katzmatt:

    seeyainanotherlife:

    cassandrugs:

    tseecka:

    samandriel:

    dajo42:

    “Can I touch your butt” in Elvish.

    This is so useful

    No, this is not “Can I touch your butt” in Elvish. This is “Can I touch your butt?” in English, transcribed using the letters of the Elvish alphabet. There is a difference. 

    In Elvish, the letters of the alphabet correspond to sounds, not to words. The above text spells it out using one symbol to represent one letter of the original English, which is incorrect:

    • c-a-n  i  t-o-u-c-h  y-o-u-r  b-u-t-t

    If you really want to spell out an English phrase using the Elvish alphabet, you would do so phonetically, which would basically equate to one symbol per phoneme (sound):

    • c-a-n  a-i  t-u-ch  y-o-r  b-u-t

    If you actually wanted to write “Can I touch your butt?” in Elvish, one (very rough) translation would be:

    • Annog nin daf pladan tele ci?

    Which, in Sindarin Elvish, roughly translates to, “Would you give me permission to touch your rear?”

    Written in tengwar (the Elvish alphabet), it would look like this:

    image

    Sorry for the blurry quality.

    damn, the lotr fandom doesnt fuck around

    wow

    not to mention LOOK HOW POLITE THIS WAS 

    LIKE GOOD LORD 

    OLDEST FANDOMS REALLY ARE POLITEST 

    fuckin nerds

    <3

    (Source: dajo420)

  2. 18 April 2014

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    antigovernmentextremist:

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    casuist:

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    '73 was the year Nixon closed the gold window.

  3. http://thepageofhopes.tumblr.com/post/83148464376/inkskinned-it-always-really-bothered-me-when →

    inkskinned:

    it always really bothered me when wait staff ignored me + my friends just because we were young bc we are all really respectful people but the assumption was that we wouldn’t tip

    anyway so fast fowards to when i became a waitress and one day this group of scrubbyass kids came in…

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avrdal:

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    othersundrybits:

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  7. farandolae:

lalondes:

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This is devastating.
If Scarleteen goes dark, millions of young people, vulnerable queer and trans teens among them, will lose access to essential, fundamental sexual health resources. We cannot let this happen.
Please, please, please donate to Scarleteen. Consider making a recurring monthly contribution if you feel that this is within your means. Even $5 or $10 a month will go a long way to helping this very, very deserving organization.
And whether or not you’re able to donate at this time, please signal boost this and spread the word. Scarleteen does incredible, very necessary work, and they need our help.

Scarleteen was one of the first sex-positive sites I found and really helped me out when I was like 16!!

    farandolae:

    lalondes:

    PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE DON’T SCROLL PAST THIS.

    Scarleteen is a vital queer and trans positive sexual health resource. Their staff do an amazing job of creating really comprehensive and helpful articles on literally every sexual topic you can imagine. They also provide live chats, advice columns, moderated discussion forums, and SMS-based peer support. This site has helped me on countless occasions, and I refer at-risk queer and trans kids to this site every single day.

    Scarleteen is invaluable.

    And Scarleteen needs your help.

    During their annual donation drive this year, the site was only able to raise $1,500. Only fifty people out of Scarleteen’s 350,000 unique monthly visitors contributed to the fundraising drive.

    This means that unless Scarleteen sees a stable, sustained, 50% increase in donations, the site will essentially be forced to go dark on May 1. No more new content, no more advice columns, no more forums, no more live chat, no more SMS support. 

    This is devastating.

    If Scarleteen goes dark, millions of young people, vulnerable queer and trans teens among them, will lose access to essential, fundamental sexual health resources. We cannot let this happen.

    Please, please, please donate to Scarleteen. Consider making a recurring monthly contribution if you feel that this is within your means. Even $5 or $10 a month will go a long way to helping this very, very deserving organization.

    And whether or not you’re able to donate at this time, please signal boost this and spread the word. Scarleteen does incredible, very necessary work, and they need our help.

    Scarleteen was one of the first sex-positive sites I found and really helped me out when I was like 16!!

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